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May 2nd, 2009
02:39 pm - an attempt to clean up my FB info:
"um, this may be inappropriate, but since i got out of the shower i've only halfway dressed and put on a bra---so i AM looking at my own belly rolls. so i'm shirtless, eating cake, alone, with it all over my fingers. and my face. PICTURE THAT"
At my grandfather's funeral:
Fat Bastard: "You look just like your mom"
Me: "Oh thank-you, a lot of people say that"
Fat Bastard: "Except, (he pauses to bend backwards and check out my ass) you've got a little more weight on you."
At Amy's wedding:
Cousin: "Kelly, you got a boyfriend yet?"
Me: "No."
(He looks down at my plate of food)
Cousin: "That could be the problem."
Gotta love family.
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One more thing
Why is it my fault?
So maybe I try too hard
But it's all because of this desire
I just want to be liked; I just want to be funny
Look like the joke's on me
So call me Captain Backfire
- John Mayer
(Michael Smyles on cutting my hair or donating it)
im glad youre trying ot be a great person and all, but you cant let cancer control your hair length
i say chop that shit off
I’ve had a couple of people betray me. I’m not a person who believes in holding grudges but if one of my best friends did something really terrible to me it would be very hard to ever really trust her again. What would stop her from doing something like that again? It’s not like that person just changes and suddenly becomes different.
- Lauren Conrad
Michael Robinson speaking of boobs:
Think of this from a Y Chromosome perspective!
THEY'RE LIKE BALLS!
Not there for comfort!
They're there to work!
It's like illegal immigrants, some people may not want them, but dammit, others do, and they do their damn job!
digdabigwig (8:10:02 PM): thank goodness. imma need help. jt could bring sexy back all by himself but i really need help with the bring back of "goo"
"Kinda like how I always wear your clothes. I mean, they're already picked out for me..." - Kristy McGee
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January 2nd, 2009
03:59 pm
marin morrison died today.
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October 11th, 2008
10:27 pm - "She told Kirsten that she feels like she has no friends..."
Yep. You should've thought about that before you went for and continue to go for the guy I liked/that "liked me"/I hooked up with twice.
TEAM KELLY t-shirts, anyone?
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August 17th, 2008
12:05 pm
I’ve had a couple of people betray me. I’m not a person who believes in holding grudges but if one of my best friends did something really terrible to me it would be very hard to ever really trust her again. What would stop her from doing something like that again? It’s not like that person just changes and suddenly becomes different.
- Lauren Conrad
I'm shaking right now. I'm still pissed. I have a lot more to say.
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May 16th, 2008
09:47 pm
I'm Belle
You are the people princess, able to identify with all those around you. You are brave, independent and harbor no ill will towards any human beings or inanimate objects. Your level of compassion for others allows you to see beyond their physical exterior to the inner beauty within. Your true love, albeit hunky, will only reveal himself in due time. You're Belle!
Your Psyche is Blue
You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you.By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go.While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side.When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over youWhen you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding
Your life now can be described by Someday My Prince Will Come, from Snow White
You are a true romantic. You are not just looking for a fling or a one-night stand, but for true love. Although many people don't believe in soul mates, you know they are wrong: that there is someone out there for everyone, that there is someone out there who will love you and make you feel beautiful and strong. He is your prince, and you know he is out there somewhere, looking for you too. At this point in your life, you are getting very close to finding him, or you may have already found each other and have only a few obstacles standing in your way. For now the best course is to be patient and strong, since good things come to those who wait.
How sad is that....
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